Paulie D’s stalker is probably the most authentic part of this show. For everyone who has spent a weekend down the shore, who hasn’t had the awkward boardwalk run-in with a girl you hit on or hooked up with. Its part of the hilarity of the shore scene. At night people try to hook up and during the day you walk up and down the boardwalk checking people out or avoiding mistakes from the night.
As for his website. (www.mtvdjpaulyd.com) It scores a perfect 100 out of 100 on the unintentional comedy scale. I’m not kidding this web site could deserve its own 20,000 word post. I spend a good chunk of my day job talking to clients about their web sites as ways they could be improved or optimized. I have no suggestions for Paulie except- more.
More of everything. More shirtless photos, more use of the Italian flag colors, more 1994 airbursh graphics, more calendars of his events which are 100% empty, more personal blog posts that are labeled as posted by someone else… simply put- MORE.
Last note on Paulie’s site. Forget about me. I want one of his posters for my babies nursery. If I could register on his site I would!
Robbie. I’m not going to touch your comments about domestic violence with a 10 foot pole. I’m just going to stand back and let you alone be the one who calls it “an injustice” that MV is not showing more man on women violence. I am of course picturing Sue Henning from 10’th grade getting angrier and angrier and eventually ripping your head off before she self combusts.
That said Ronnie might need to enter into a steel cage match with CT from the Real World. The two of them are the clear favorites in terms of pure animal aggression that MTV has ever introduced us to. Can MTV make this happen. Please?
Vinnie is on the rise at the same time that Jwoww’s stock is dropping. And I tell you its not an even trade. I will give up the guy who makes a few wise cracks to The Situation in exchange for the girl who said she rips heads off guys after she has sex with them. Even her fight with The Situation was only mildly interesting. I really am going to need her to redeem herself in the finale or else we’ll have to wait for her porn tape before she can move back up the rankings.
On the topic of rankings, it sounds like you are leaning towards The Situation as your personal favorite. Why don’t we make that the topic of our next back and forth.
Give me two types of rankings.
1. Current rankings based on their performance on the show
2. Expected ranking based on what you think they will end up doing with their 15 minutes of fame going forward.
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