So Long Sweet Summer

Thought on Ronnie's fight aftermath-
The guy was sleeping on the floor- The Situation- great way to describe the guy who got knocked out.
Sammy feels horrible, what she should feel horrible about is ruining the Jersey Shore for Ronnie. And she mainly annoyed that she had to sleep by herself. Really? That's where her concern lies.
So they roommates come back to the house and Pauly D playing hansyies with the Israeli? ---Huge side tangent here, I happened to see 5 minutes of the reunion while I was getting my stuff together last night and apparently Pauly was telling a story about how she showed up in Rhode Island at one of his shows. She is officially crazy and Pauly lives in RI? How did I miss this? How did he make it on to the Jersey Shore? At some point in the room Vinny describes Isralies fighting as shooting guns...I think he may have started an Italian/Israeli war.

Ok I digress

Question- What's the over under on # of phone calls The Situation made in the summer?


Jwoww- referring to all the meatheads at the shore Labor Day weekend as "gorilla central" and being honestly excited about it. Not ever sure what to say.

And the roommates decided to go to the beach. Situations says they never really been to the beach? wtf were they doing all summer? I always wondered why there was not beach scenes. You figure all the girls would want to tan and the guys could have hit on girls. Kinda disappointing.

"do what i do best--pimp it"- the situation at the beach

Poor Snickers
goes back to the house to call the Farmer b/c she needs a date?
Why does she NEED a date? Were were supposed to go on a date, did we miss something?
Then she says "why would u make me like you for no reason?" And MTV is gonna give her a show. I will not be watching.
You cant really slam-hang up the duck phone can you?
So she decides to start her own party and dance on the boardwalk
She was gonna put her hat down for money that was how big the crowd was. i saw like 12 people and they were probslby ondering if she was "special?
Love how she wants the ex-boyfriend to come to her house then says hes the last person she wante to see
SHE IS A TRAIN WRECK


Guys night out--chucky cheese 4 dudes- nice comparison
Then Pauly talks about how special the time was and the bonds they formed...then he pauses and stares into the camera like his brain frooz and then goe "wow that was deep"


Connely Station-ronnie and sammy- right around the block from my grandmas in Belmar- nice- been there a couple times, good bar attached to it.....but boring waste of my time watching them

How did they not go to DJs, the guido capital of the world?


wow snicks was plastered in the hot tub...yelling at the camera? Priceless

if ur hungry try a snickers---The situation, maybe a top 3 quote of his from the season

That was the last night? Pretty weak. It was almost like they were told not to go out and party. Or it could have been Monday night so the shore was a ghost town

Their last supper is so staged, like all reality shows, kinda annoys me. It is like the producers were like " ok, you all eat dinner and talk abouty the last 2 months.

What happens down at the shore? One minute you got 3 girls in the jacuzzi the next minute somebody is in jail and you gotta bail them out--another great Situation quote, maybe he could have a desk calendar with his quotes.

Maybe we should get a shore house next summer? A set up if there ever was one. He is daring MTV to do this again.

Come on SITUATIONS 1st to leave the house?
You think the drew numbers to see who leaves when or the producers decide.


I was pumped for the episode but should have remembered that the last episode in all reality shows is not really an episode but more of a look-back at what was