Episode 1

Jersey Shore E1

by Rob

Ok, this could be the most entertaining reality show of all time. SInce I had little expectations before watching I was amazed at the unintentional comedy and non ability to look away from the TV. This will be way better then Real World Cancun, which we blogged about last time, probably b/c we had such high expectations on that show.

OK so things we should discuss from the premier 2 hour episode

How hideous looking are the girls in this house? Really MTV, this is the best you could do? The average of the girls is like a 5 out of 10 (at best). You know they are beat when the guys can call girls up from the boardwalk that are better looking.

Great job on the roof deck of the house as well as the location. You all know you've been walking on the boardwalk somewhere and seen people on a roof deck and thought, "man thats cool" you know you have.

How funny is it that some of they guys were so pupmed leaving their house. Someone was like "yeah, Jersey Shore, I've never been there, I'm stoked" You will never hear me say " Coney Island, oh yeah, cant wait". Its not South Beach, its the Jersey Shore.

Funniest moment? Maybe when Snookie brings the dude back to the house and he pukes

Over/Under on incidents that involve fighting or at least shoving matches .......11.5

Who gets the most chicks and the most guys?

Who goes home before the show is over?

Why havent we seen Midway cheese steaks yet?

Where can you get a better cheese steak?

When have we ever seen a reality show where the people drive themselves?

Who releases a sex tape first?

How many more jokes will we now hear from people who live outside of NJ. But most of the cast is from NY.

Is "The Situation" one of the best nicknames you've heard?